All of my fellow 5:30 AM Warriors and Warrior Princesses have made me the into workout madman that I am today. I truly get inspired when I am look around the room at you all working so hard but not in a creepy way, unlike the way Maddie has looked at my calves in a totally creepy way. Just ask her. She may have a great smile and a great disposition but be careful of her, she may be watching you.
It is time that I call out a few more of my fellow Warriors, just know that I say this with LOVE in my heart and sweat in my eyes.
Ok, even though she may kill me for it, Julie G. has incredible arms. I have never been jealous of any woman in my life but I am of her. Her arms are perfect, huge but not as big as her smile and heart.
Carol, OCS sucks! Enough said.
Denise M – I fell in love with your accent even though I am not a fan of the Irish (you know being Italian and all) but I will certainly miss talking with you at the front counter. FYI, my kids are part Irish but I tell them not to ever say that. HAHAHA!!
Stephanie – the only person that I know that her work out drink is coffee! Yes, that is correct, coffee. I mean – WTF!!
Ann, I am so proud of you and Dan for having a great little boy, George. I feel like I am the boy’s unofficial Uncle. You guys are going to be great parents (just keep buying George chocolate and all will be good).
Katie Klee – you truly are my light in the morning. Watching you drag your ass to class and listen your drunken exploits from the night before or how much effort you are going to be putting in which is usually around 1-3%. I’ll miss you more than you know.
Liz – I wish you luck but then again any woman marrying a man whose name is Thor doesn’t need luck. All the happiness in the world to you both and of course Ellie (don’t even get me started on the dog).
Libby – I am only a Patriot, you are a HERO. Thank you for your service and sacrifice.
Jeff – First let me say that I am sorry. Sorry that you have to drive yourself to class now. Hopefully you can find a new person to drive your ass to class. We have known each other for a long time and for that – I consider you my brother. You know that you and your family hold a special place in my heart and really can’t express how much you and they mean to me -Heather, Jake and Erin. Love ya brother!!
Until next time BITCHES (I have always wanted to say that to you all in the morning. I mean that in a loving way) which of course will be after the snow is gone. So I guess that means April of 2018!!!!
John V Pellettiere